© 2016 The Frivolous Engineering Company

The Frivolous Engineering Useless Machine will provide endless amusement, hilarity, and smiles! We guaranty it**

All the parts needed including fully soldered electronics assembly as shown.  You assemble this kit with a #1 Phillips screwdriver, scissors, and 5/16 socket or pliers in about 45 minutes. Recommended ages 10 to 99*.

The Frivolous Engineering

You-Assemble-It Useless Machine Kit

The Frivolous Engineering Company
*Caution: this is a precision instrument and not intended for small children. Parts may constitute a chocking hazard. The machine may confuse, confound and consternate some users, caution is recommended. Not intended as a replacement for or as a medical therapeutic device. Mesmerization may occur with prolonged use, moderation is advised.  60 Day No-Questions-Asked Warranty: If you are not completely satisfied with the uselessness of our product, return it for a full refund! ** We normally ship within 1-2 Business days but delivery times CANNOT be guaranteed. Continental USA & Canadian shipments via expedited air, tracked, insured. International Destinations shipped via Air, insured, NO TRACKING.

International Customers

Click Below:

(About 2 weeks to arrive)**

$38.00 + $18.00 Shipping

Continental USA & Canada

Customers Click Below

4-8 Business Days to Arrive**

$38.00 + $14.00 Shipping

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Copyright©2016 The Frivolous Engineering Company
*Caution: this is a precision instrument and not intended for small children. Parts may constitute a chocking hazard. The machine may confuse, confound and consternate some users, caution is recommended. Not intended as a replacement for or as a medical therapeutic device. Mesmerization may occur with prolonged use, moderation is advised. 60 Day No-Questions-Asked Warranty: If you are not completely satisfied with the uselessness of our product, return it for a full refund! ** We normally ship within 1-2 Business days but delivery times CANNOT be guaranteed. Continental USA & Canadian shipments via expedited air, tracked, insured. International Destinations shipped via Air, insured, NO TRACKING.

The Frivolous Engineering Useless Machine will provide

endless amusement, hilarity, and smiles! We guarantee it**

All the parts needed including fully soldered electronics assembly as shown.  You assemble this kit with a #1 Phillips screwdriver, scissors, and 5/16 socket or pliers in about 45 minutes. Recommended ages 10 to 99*.

Continental USA & Canada

Customers Click Below

4-8 Business Days to Arrive**

$38.00 + $14.00 Shipping

International Customers

Click Below:

(About 2 weeks to arrive)**

$49.00 + $18.00 Shipping