© 2016 The Frivolous Engineering Company
*Caution: this is a precision instrument and not intended for small children. Parts may constitute a chocking hazard. The machine may confuse, confound and consternate some users, caution is recommended. Not intended as a replacement for or as a medical therapeutic device. Mesmerization may occur with prolonged use, moderation is advised.  60 Day No-Questions-Asked Warranty: If you are not completely satisfied with the uselessness of our product, return it for a full refund! ** We normally ship within 1-2 Business days but delivery times CANNOT be guaranteed. International Destinations shipped via Air, insured, NO TRACKING.

Just the working innerds (including motor mount) of the Useless Machine as shown above.

You Supply The Case/Box. You’ll need a #1 Phillips screwdriver, scissors, 5/16 socket or pliers & wood glue.  Assembly time is around 10 minutes.    Recommended ages 12 to 99*.

The Frivolous Engineering

Deluxe Useless Machine Assembly

The Frivolous Engineering Company

Continental USA & Canada

Customers Click Below

6-10 Business Days to Arrive**

$18.00 + $9.00 Shipping

International Customers

Click Below:

(About 2 weeks to arrive)**

$18.00 + $12.00 Shipping

The Frivolous Engineering Company The Frivolous Engineering Company
Copyright©2016 The Frivolous Engineering Company
*Caution: this is a precision instrument and not intended for small children. Parts may constitute a chocking hazard. The machine may confuse, confound and consternate some users, caution is recommended. Not intended as a replacement for or as a medical therapeutic device. Mesmerization may occur with prolonged use, moderation is advised.  60 Day No-Questions-Asked Warranty: If you are not completely satisfied with the uselessness of our product, return it for a full refund! ** We normally ship within 1-2 Business days but delivery times CANNOT be guaranteed. Continental USA & Canadian shipments via expedited air, tracked, insured. International Destinations shipped via Air, insured, NO TRACKING.

Continental USA & Canada

Customers Click Below

6-10 Business Days to Arrive**

$18.00 + $9.00 Shipping

International Customers Click

Below:

(About 2 weeks to arrive)**

$18.00 + $12.00 Shipping

The Frivolous Engineering

Deluxe Useless Machine Assembly

Just the working innerds (including motor

mount) of the Useless Machine as shown above.

You Supply The Case/Box. You’ll need a #1 Phillips screwdriver, scissors, 5/16 socket or pliers & wood glue.  Assembly time is around 10 minutes.    Recommended ages 12 to 99*.