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International Customers Click Below:

(About 2 weeks to arrive)**

$49.00 + $18.00 Shipping

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You only need to install two AA batteries to enjoy this wonderfully hand & machine crafted acrylic kinetic sculpture.

For ages 10 - 99** this frivolously engineered Useless Machine will enhance any location, setting, or scene.

The Frivolous Engineering

Deluxe Fully Assembled Useless Machine

The Frivolous Engineering Company
*Caution: this is a precision instrument and not intended for small children. Parts may constitute a chocking hazard. The machine may confuse, confound and consternate some users, caution is recommended. Not intended as a replacement for or as a medical therapeutic device. Mesmerization may occur with prolonged use, moderation is advised.  60 Day No-Questions-Asked Warranty: If you are not completely satisfied with the uselessness of our product, return it for a full refund! ** We normally ship within 1-2 Business days but delivery times CANNOT be guaranteed. Continental USA & Canadian shipments via expedited air, tracked, insured. International Destinations shipped via Air, insured, NO TRACKING.
Copyright©2016 The Frivolous Engineering Company
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You only need to install two AA batteries to enjoy this

wonderfully hand & machine crafted acrylic kinetic sculpture.

For ages 10 - 99** this frivolously engineered Useless Machine

will enhance any location, setting, or scene.

The Frivolous Engineering

Deluxe Fully Assembled Useless Machine

*Caution: this is a precision instrument and not intended for small children. Parts may constitute a chocking hazard. The machine may confuse, confound and consternate some users, caution is recommended. Not intended as a replacement for or as a medical therapeutic device. Mesmerization may occur with prolonged use, moderation is advised. 60 Day No-Questions-Asked Warranty: If you are not completely satisfied with the uselessness of our product, return it for a full refund! *** We normally ship within 1-2 Business days but delivery times CANNOT be guaranteed. Continental USA & Canadian shipments via expedited air, tracked, insured. International Destinations shipped via Air, insured, NO TRACKING.

International Customers Click

Below:

(About 2 weeks to arrive)**

$49.00 + $18.00 Shipping

Continental USA & Canada

Customers Click Below

4-8 Business Days to Arrive**

$49.00 + $14.00 Shipping