© 2016 The Frivolous Engineering Company
International Customers Click Below:
(About 2 weeks to arrive)**
$49.00 + $18.00 Shipping
Continental USA & Canada Customers Click Below
4-8 Business Days to Arrive**
$49.00 + $14.00 Shipping
You only need to install two AA batteries to enjoy this wonderfully hand & machine crafted acrylic kinetic sculpture.
For ages 10 - 99** this frivolously engineered Useless Machine will enhance any location, setting, or scene.
The Frivolous Engineering
Deluxe Fully Assembled Useless Machine
*Caution: this is a precision instrument and not intended for small children. Parts may constitute a chocking hazard.
The machine may confuse, confound and consternate some users, caution is recommended.
Not intended as a replacement for or as a medical therapeutic device.
Mesmerization may occur with prolonged use, moderation is advised.
60 Day No-Questions-Asked Warranty: If you are not completely satisfied with the uselessness of our product, return it for a full refund!
** We normally ship within 1-2 Business days but delivery times CANNOT be guaranteed.
Continental USA & Canadian shipments via expedited air, tracked, insured.
International Destinations shipped via Air, insured, NO TRACKING.
Copyright©2016 The Frivolous Engineering Company
You only need to install two AA batteries to enjoy this
wonderfully hand & machine crafted acrylic kinetic sculpture.
For ages 10 - 99** this frivolously engineered Useless Machine
will enhance any location, setting, or scene.
The Frivolous Engineering
Deluxe Fully Assembled Useless Machine
*Caution: this is a precision instrument and not intended for small
children. Parts may constitute a chocking hazard.
The machine may confuse, confound and consternate some users,
caution is recommended.
Not intended as a replacement for or as a medical therapeutic device.
Mesmerization may occur with prolonged use, moderation is advised.
60 Day No-Questions-Asked Warranty: If you are not completely satisfied
with the uselessness of our product, return it for a full refund!
*** We normally ship within 1-2 Business days but delivery times
CANNOT be guaranteed.
Continental USA & Canadian shipments via expedited air, tracked, insured.
International Destinations shipped via Air, insured, NO TRACKING.
International Customers Click
Below:
(About 2 weeks to arrive)**
$49.00 + $18.00 Shipping
Continental USA & Canada
Customers Click Below
4-8 Business Days to Arrive**
$49.00 + $14.00 Shipping
