You only need to install two AA batteries to enjoy this wonderfully hand & machine crafted acrylic kinetic sculpture.
For ages 10 - 99** this frivolously engineered Useless Machine will enhance any location, setting, or scene.
The Frivolous Engineering
Deluxe Fully Assembled Useless Machine
*Caution: this is a precision instrument and not intended for small children.Parts may constitute a chocking hazard.The machine may confuse, confound and consternate some users, caution is recommended.Not intended as a replacement for or as a medical therapeutic device.Mesmerization may occur with prolonged use, moderation is advised. 60 Day No-Questions-Asked Warranty: If you are not completely satisfied with the uselessness of our product, return it for a full refund!** We normally ship within 1-2 Business days but delivery times CANNOT be guaranteed.Continental USA & Canadian shipments via expedited air, tracked, insured.International Destinations shipped via Air, insured, NO TRACKING.
You only need to install two AA batteries to enjoy this
wonderfully hand & machine crafted acrylic kinetic sculpture.
For ages 10 - 99** this frivolously engineered Useless Machine
will enhance any location, setting, or scene.
The Frivolous Engineering
Deluxe Fully Assembled Useless Machine
*Caution: this is a precision instrument and not intended for small children.Parts may constitute a chocking hazard.The machine may confuse, confound and consternate some users, caution is recommended.Not intended as a replacement for or as a medical therapeutic device.Mesmerization may occur with prolonged use, moderation is advised.60 Day No-Questions-Asked Warranty: If you are not completely satisfied with the uselessness of our product, return it for a full refund!*** We normally ship within 1-2 Business days but delivery times CANNOT be guaranteed.Continental USA & Canadian shipments via expedited air, tracked, insured.International Destinations shipped via Air, insured, NO TRACKING.