The ‘sticky feet’ that we use in our Ultimate Useless Machines and kits are known as bumpers, and we get all our bumpers from Bumper Specialties Inc.

Not only is Bumper Specialties a valued supplier, but they are a big fan of the Machine and recently asked if it was OK to blog about us & our product.  I said sure, but only on one condition:  that I send them a free Machine.

And if you read the resulting post, you will understand that I wasn’t doing BS Inc. any favors by sending out the Machine.  Because if there ever was a ‘disruptive technology’ it would have be the Ultimate Useless Machine:

We can’t wait to get our hands on one of The Ultimate Useless Machines, but don’t expect to hear from us for a while once we do. We’ll be busy trying to keep that box open. Why would someone construct a  contraption whose only function is to turn itself off? We haven’t a clue. It’s maddening, but then again, that’s why it’s such a remarkably successful invention.

So thank you Gregg and all the wonderful folks at Bump Specialties Inc.  And sorry about the lost productivity and possible madness you will now have to deal with!